Is she real? By the way, I like the dress, be it pink or blue, it will surely look very diffferent on me. I come to realize that dresses that look nice on display do not look nice on me anymore. Sad.

Guess what I did last Saturday other than playing with my facebook pet, . By the way, her name is purplies, and I chose her current pair of ears and eyes to make her look cat’ish. I placed a ribbon on her head to make her look myMelody’ish/helloKitty’ish. I chose purple as her skin colour because I like purple. Isnt she perfectly cute!? HaHa!

Other than playing with purplies, I watched the Chinese movie, Hero (2002 film), on youtube. Click on the link to watch it. There are ten parts altogether, and they come with English subtitles! I worship English subtitles!

I love that movie. I watched it in 2002 when it was screened in the cinemas here, and I was quite impressed by the twists in the movie. Well, it is not just about the twists. Most of the movie is illustrated by cinematography, and every twist comes with a change in theme colour, and a retold of the story based on the changes from the twist. After the second twist and a second change in theme colour, nobody knows what is real anymore! I find that so coolx.

Set in ancient China, there were three assassins of the King of Qin. They went by the names Long Sky, Broken Sword, and Flying Snow (ayee, I suppose they could not think of better names…). Three years before the start of the movie, the three assassins attacked the palace of King of Qin, wounded a lot of people, and came close to killing the King. Since then, the King forbidded anyone from going within 100 paces of his throne. Anyone who could kill his most feared enemies, the three assassins, would get to sit within 10 paces of his throne and have tea with him. HaHa! Are you excited already?

The story goes like this: One day, a man by the name of Nameless (duh…) brought to the King, the three swords belonging to the three assassins. Apparently in ancient China, each swordman had a personal sword, and if an identical sword ended up with another swordman, say Jumping Spider, that means Jumping Spider has killed the owner of the sword. There was no such thing as a pirated sword, ok? Maybe there was, but piracy was not accepted in China then.

The King was very impressed. He invited Nameless to sit within 20 paces of his throne, to have tea with him and to narrate to him, how he had killed the first assassin, Long Sky. Nameless did and told that he met Long Sky at a parlour, and challenged him to a duel of the mind. After hours of physically not moving but continuously fighting in their minds (you should really watch this, it is ridiculously funny…), Long Sky lost the battle, and Nameless stabbed him in real with seven men of the King as witnesses.

The King liked what he hear, and invited him to sit within 10 paces of his throne, and to narrate to him, how he had killed the other two assassins, who were a couple.

Nameless did and told that from his resources, he found that the two had not been talking to each other ever since Broken Sword caught Flying Snow in an affair with Long Sky years ago. (colour: orange) So Nameless had gone to them with Long Sky’s sword after killing him, and told them that before Long Sky died, he had ordered him to pass his sword to Flying Snow so that she can avenge him. Nameless also told them that he would be waiting for her tomorrow for a final duel between him and her. Flying Snow was determined to avenge Long Sky and Broken Sword was very angry so he xxx with his female servant when he knew Flying Snow was looking and in the midst of all the anger and fight, Flying Snow stabbed Broken Sword. The following day, she met Nameless for the final duel and lost because she felt sad for killing Broken Sword. Nameless stabbed her with hundreds men of the King as witnesses.

The King laughed after Nameless had told the story, and told Nameless that he did not believe him. (colour: blue) He knew the couple were not like what Nameless had said of them, and he suspected that Long Sky had voluntarily died in his hands to allow him to be invited to the palace, but because 20 paces to the throne was not enough for Nameless, so he had approached the couple to have one of them sacrificed in the final duel. Flying Snow beared a bigger hatred for the King so she wounded Broken Sword in order for him not to be there, and for her to take on the final duel. Nameless stabbed her with hundreds men of the King as witnesses.

Nameless was impressed by what the King had said. The King, knowing that he was right, asked of what he had told the couple in order for them to believe in him. He told the King that he had demonstrated to them, his “Death within 10 Paces”, and they had believed him. At that point, I nearly ran off for the King, but duh, the King was so coolx. He didnt run away, ok? He stayed for the ‘chit-chat’ and to finish his tea!

Anyway, Nameless did not kill the King just yet. He told the King that he (the King) was smart to have guessed that he was lying but he (the King) was not completely right either because he (the King) had underestimated Broken Sword who had not only chosen not to help him, but had told him to abandon the assassination plan. (colour: white) Flying Snow was very angry with Broken Sword because she wanted to kill the King. In the midst of their fight, she wounded Broken Sword. She went for the final duel with Nameless and staged her own death.

Oh man, I am very tired. Anyway, the King went sentimental a bit upon finding out that his biggest enemy was actually the one who understood him most. Nameless then attacked the King within ten paces, but did not hurt him at all. The King was so shocked that Nameless did not kill him. Before Nameless left the palace, he told the King that he was affected by what Broken Sword had told him, and that he believed in the King.

Nameless did not manage to get out of the palace alive, because he was killed by all the guards who had been waiting for him outside the palace. Meanwhile, Flying Snow was very angry that Nameless did not kill the King and accused Broken Sword of discouraging Nameless. She tried to attack Broken Sword with her sword and when Broken Sword decided to give up on the fight, she accidentally stabbed him. She regretted it immediately and killed herself.

Actually, the last part was very romantic. When she asked him why he did not defend himself from her attack, he told her, in his last words, that he had only wanted to be with her and not be involved with the killing of the King. Cry, can?

Where on earth is Desaru, you may ask?

“Desaru is a beach and resort area in Johor, Malaysia. It is located approximately 88 kilometers east of Johor Bahru, on the South China Sea. It is a very popular weekend escape for residents of Singapore who come to enjoy the attractive 25 km stretch of beaches and splendid golf courses. The Desaru Golf & Country Resort is a popular establishment here.” - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, HAHAHA.

So being a resident of Singapore, I dutifully visited Desaru last weekend before my last day on earth. It was quite a relaxing trip, and it was also the first time I travelled with my two friends; one, a colleague and the other one, an ex-student. It was quite an experience to travel with females, to have people in my room showering longer than I do, to see so much girlie stuff in the washroom, and to have to find space for my girlie stuff (not that I have a lot). My colleague brought a lot of facial and skin stuff, and I was so amused because we were only staying for one night and she brought so much stuff with her. For a moment then, I wondered if I was neglecting mine because I have never used so much girlie stuff, neither does my mom, and I do not have a vain sister. Okay, I do not have a sister or a close girlfriend. BOO, but that is for another day. Anyway, I am glad I brought a nice proper pouch for my bathroom stuff and not a cheapo plastic bag. HAHA! There were so many nice pouches of all shapes and sizes in the washroom and a cheapo plastic bag lying around could have been fatal.

I suppose the Desaru Golf Country Resort is a better resort. We stayed in the Pulai Desaru Beach Resort, which is really below my expectation. For the kind of price we paid, they could have done better than that. For one, the resort is very old and is in need of renovation. For two, they could have been more hygienic. The toiletbowl in our washroom had this yucksies stain which cannot be flushed off no matter how hard we tried, and that really turned me off. The bedsheet had brown stains too, and I woke up the next morning to realize that the sides of my pillowcase had brown stains too. C’mon. I did not pay peanuts for this.

We arrived in Desaru on Saturday. The ferryride from SG ferry terminal to Desaru ferry terminal is about 30 minutes, and the roadtrip from Desaru ferry terminal to our resort is also about 30 minutes. In an hour’s time, we were in our resort room! After some form of unpacking, we went for our lunch. After lunch, we went for a walk along the beach and soon made up our mind to go for a swim in the resort’s swimming pool before our therapeutic back massage in the late afternoon. The massage was such a pain and my back cracked three times. It was almost paraplegic. We all had bruises in our backs after that and mine still hurts now when I press my back bone. Can you imagine that?!

After the massage, we went back to our room and rested for a while before dinner. Dinner was at the hotel’s only restaurant, and it was seafood BBQ buffet! Yummy to me but my friends did not like the food. After dinner, we went back to our room and showered ourselves before leaving the room again for our fireflies expedition. We were taken to a jetty by a van, and put on a boat that took us out to some dark river. There were not a lot of fireflies, and I find the ride to the jetty via unlighted roads more exciting than anything else. In about two hours’ time, we were back in our room. We watched the F1 qualifying round on SG channel. HAHA! We felt so at home. My friends were not sure what a qualifying round was, so I explained to them, and they got all interested to watch the race, and that’s when I fell asleep! HAHA! Yes, I fell asleep and woke up in the morning feeling like a happy pig. Both of them claimed that they could not sleep the night before and they woke up every now and then. Man, they missed SG or what?

We washed up and went for our breakfast buffet, which came with the overnight stay in the resort. Guess what?! They let us into the outdoor buffet area but there was not a single table available!! So we had to go back to the counter to tell them that, and they told us that we could either wait (WAIT?! This is not a f. foodcourt!) or have our breakfast in the indoor area but they warned us that the air-conditioner for the indoor area was not switched on (Okay, this is worse than a foodcourt!). Whatever, we just sat indoor. My friends did not like the food again.

After breakfast, we went to the resort’s swimming pool. I went for a swim, while my two friends chatted and suntanned. I guess they did not want me in their chat because when I went to join them, they went kind of quiet. I think my ex-student was telling my colleague her personal problems. I got bored after swimming and being alone, so I told them I would go back to the room first. They chatted for hours without me. We didnt have lunch because our checkout time was 1PM, and our ferry, at 3PM.

Nice pictures:

Like my sunglasses ma?

Can you believe it? It has been more than a week since I last wrote a post. I deserve to be caned by the sexiest man alive scolded! I am not exceptionally busy, really! I am just too involved with something else, not the sexiest man of course! I have been spending too much time with my Facebook pet. Have you heard of the application Pet Society in Facebook? With this application, you get to create your own pet and design the interior of your pet’s house. After doing so, you get to take care of your pet by feeding it, dressing it up, playing with it and many more! You can get food from the food shop, accessories from the clothes shop, etc. It is so, so fun! Try it some day, my dear sanriotown friends.

I was at the Chinese Garden last Sunday evening and it was so, so sweet. The theme for this year’s lantern festival celebration at the Chinese Garden is Hello Kitty Go Races. There are just so many Hello Kitty and friends everywhere at the Chinese Garden. Now now, let’s see the pictures!

Badtzies alert!!!

Can you believe it? Our Flyer was ready since 9 months ago, and I just went on it last weekend. Am I slow or am I slow? And in that brain of mine, I still think that I am an up-to-date blogger. Anyway, because of F1, most of the major roads near the Flyer were fenced up or grand-stand’ed and there were still a lot of nonsense going on to prepare for F1. Stupid F1. I am glad that I will be out of town when they are all here in two weeks’ time.

Okay, back to the Flyer. Each ride is about 30 minutes and each capsule is big and spacious, and could easily accomodate 20 to 30 people. The good thing about this is you get to sit, stand or walk around during the 30 minutes. The downside of this is you have to share the capsule with many other people and sharing a capsule with screaming kids isnt exactly something you call mood-enhancing. There were about 10 adults and EXACTLY 3 kids. The three of them screamed non-stop and one of them at the top of his voice throughout. If only I could…

Anyway, pictures!

Oh, you may skip the following picture!

A nice day does not end without a nice dinner. So we went to Oosters. I think we go there like once a year! HAHA

This is probably one of the smartest things I have ever done, taking picture of the menu, that is.

So now I can tell you what we had.

-> Belgian Sausage Platter (A selection of cold sausages and cheese with dipping sauces)

-> Pot of Mussels (Moules Mariniere ~ White wine, celery and carrots)

I love the mussels in white wine! I could eat those every day!

WOAH! My Hello Babe has a cafe in Taipei and she says, “tingal! When are you coming to eat my head, I mean, my cake?!”

Hello Kitty Sweets Cafe, Taipei, Taiwan
台北市大安路一段90號 (90 Da An Road)

For more information on Hello Kitty Sweets Cafe, click here. I am sorry if you are able to read Chinese fluently, I have no challenge for you.

Hello Kitty Sweets Cafe has been in business since January 2008, and I read on some blog that the business is so good that you have to make reservation before going just to make sure that you get a table! Awww! I am going crazy! This is so, so SWEET!! Awww! And, and the backrest of the sofa-seat is a HELLO KITTY HEAD WITH A RIBBON!! Awww! And, and they serve really nice desserts with Hello Kitty shaped chocolate fudge and other sweets stuff! Awww!

Since my Hello Babe is waiting for me, will someone kindly take me there?

…come to an end (Nelly Furtado)

Woots! Someone just helped me to find this song. I like people who are helpful. Oh, I found this video on youtube. It uses the same song. Awww, so sweet, the story.

Our new semester has offically started today! Yes, I know this sounds pretty strange because who in the right frame of mind would expect a semester to start on a Wednesday? I bet a lot of students, and maybe even staff, are going to miss their classes today. Terrible, terrible, but like I care. Not a single bit because I dont have a class on Wednesday and the module I am doing for the semester does not have any Wednesday class. That means there is zero chance of me being called up to cover a class, at least for today. Yes, I know I sound a tad selfish but do hear me out on this. Having to cover someone who has failed to remember when the semester is starting or when he has a class, is pure bullshxx. Still, I am feeling chirpy now because I am truly excited about the semester! I will be doing something totally new, and that is like a big shiny challenge to me. I like the nagging need to learn/do something before a ‘deadline’.

SanrioTown Travel the World event -
http://blog.hellokitty.com/traveltheworld

I dont think I have done this before. I am going to blog about this holiday diarily.

Day 1 (Thursday):
Our flight was due to leave at 3:15PM at SG Budget Terminal. We had some good lunch at the airport before we checked in a suitcase. Everything was so neat at SG Budget Terminal. The flight lasted for 50 mins and before we knew it, we were at KL Budget Terminal. It was a very short and smooth flight, and we were happily getting out of the plane and looking so forward to life and such, and for a split second when I saw this long fat queue oozing out of the terminal entrance, I actually felt quite light-hearted about it. What is that? Queueing up for washroom? With passports in hands? LOL.

No. That was the queue for immigration clearance. We had to join the queue not inside but outside the terminal! Can you imagine that? It was so long, and so freaking slow! It took us about an hour or more before they were done with us. Fortunately, getting a cab at the airport was pretty easy and the flat cab rate that we paid before we got a cab was really cheap considering the more than an hour’s ride to our hotel. We were really glad that we got a cab that easily, that it was paid for at the beginning and so we didnt have to worry about extra charges if there was a traffic jam.

Tada! Traders Hotel from the outside of Traders Hotel…

…Petronas Twin Towers from the outside of Traders Hotel…

…Petronas Twin Towers from our cosy room…

…outside from our cosy room…

…and my lovely xxx.

After snapping all the necessary pictures of our room, we decided to go for their late afternoon cocktail. You see, there was this really cool deal. We only had to pay an extra RM$45 per person per day for the hotel’s breakfast, afternoon tea and late afternoon cocktail. That is equivalent to three buffets in a day for three days. Initially, I was not that keen on taking up this deal because I thought it would be a waste of money since we would be going out for food anyway. In the end, we had most of our meals in the hotel. Afternoon tea was our lunch and late afternoon cocktail was our dinner. There was just so much food in the hotel that there was no need to step out of the hotel for food! That is exactly what one should do to squeeze into all her tiny dresses! *winks at tiffy*

We were pretty late for the late afternoon cocktail. There wasnt much food left but we managed to get some sushi, some pastries, some cocktail and some fruit juice out of the cocktail bar before we headed out to KL city for some sightseeing and dinner. It was a long walk, and there were puddles of water everywhere. Sigh.

We were trying to look for a particular Chinese restaurant but we couldnt find it so we had dinner at this Chinese restaurant.

The noodles was tasteless, and it was not about the noodles.

Day 2 (Friday):
We woke up early for breakfast. I just love the yummy buffet spread at Gobo Chit Chat!

After our sumptuous breakfast, we walked to KLCC mall to get tickets to go to Petronas skybridge. To our dismay, all the tickets for the day were given out. So we walked around the mall, had coffee at DOME and walked back to our hotel. It was time for afternoon tea, our lunch!

I dont remember what else we did after the afternoon tea but I know we stayed indoor in the lounge for quite a bit. It was pouring outside and in the lounge, there was a free computer terminal for use. I facebooked, and watched my blog a bit, and soon it was time for late afternoon cocktail, our dinner!

Afternoon tea and late afternoon cocktails are served in their lounge.

After my 205th sushi, I decided to stop eating sushi for the day. We went one floor up to the skybar. It was so beautiful!

Day 3 (Saturday):
Such a shitty skybridge. We woke up really early, and went to KLCC mall to try to get tickets again and guess what? I thought we reached KL Budget Terminal. The queue was so freaking long. We decided to give up on it. Well, at least the way back to the hotel wasnt draggy because we had breakfast to look forward to.

After breakfast, we took a train to KL Tower. Man, I think they have sewage as air.

It was a long walk to KL Tower and the weather was so hot I really pitied those Arabic women. We had some cold drinks at the first cafe that came to our sight.

After we had our cold drinks, we bought tickets to go to the tower’s viewing mall. Woots.

In the last picture, there is this brown building with two towers. That is the Times Square mall. We took a cab back to the hotel and had afternoon tea in the lounge. We were late and I was expecting nothing much left for afternoon tea but that was not the case. The bar was constantly refilled in a slow manner. I like that.

We rested a bit and it was time for late afternoon cocktail. Manz. Why does my holiday seem a tad more fattening when I am blogging about it?

It was pouring outside. Look at this nice picture I took.

Oh. We had wanted to go to the revolving restaurant at KL Tower for dinner on this evening, our last evening in KL, but we were told that the restaurant was booked for the next three days. Seriously!

Day 4 (Sunday):
This was our last day in KL. Our flight was at 4:40PM and we were due to check out of the hotel room at 12:00. We had our last breakfast at Traders Hotel.

I ordered mee-siam from the guy behind the buffet bar. Can someone please tell me why their mee-siam looks like this?

So back to my favourites: Olives and salmon.

After breakfast, we went back to the room and started packing. We checked out at around 11:00AM and went to Gobo Upstairs Lounge and Grill. Seriously, what kind of a name for a restaurant is this?

We had our lunch there. Nice.

I like this thing they have in the restaurant to hold the wine bottles.

We left for the airport after our lunch. One last picture.

Man, this is the longest post I have ever written in the last ten years although I only started blogging two years ago.

A man was getting into the shower just as his wife was finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rang. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and ran downstairs. When she opened the door, there stood Bob, the next-door neighbor. Bob said, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel’. After thinking for a moment, the woman dropped her towel and stood naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob handed her $800 and left. The woman wrapped back up in the towel and went back upstairs. When she got to the bathroom, her husband asked, ‘Who was that?’ ‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replied. ‘Great’, the husband said, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Lesson 1: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’ The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak’. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Lesson 2: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager were walking to lunch when they found an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it and a Genie came out. The Genie said, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish’. ‘Me first! Me first!’ said the admin clerk ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world’. Puff! She was gone. ‘Me next! Me next!’ said the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life’. Puff! He was gone. ‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie said to the manager. The manager said, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch’.
Lesson 3: Always let your boss have the first say.

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle answered, ‘Sure, why not?’ So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson 4: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients’. The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson 5: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Lesson 6: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut.